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GIRL: I’m very
concerned about your blood pressure.
DOG: Your
concern, your problem.
GIRL: Your diet
should have fixed this.
DOG: I never
agreed to any diet.
GIRL: Doggy! Have
you been eating leftover Happy Meals again?
DOG: ……..
GIRL: I
specifically told you—
DOG: It’s not my
fault you never finish your dinner! If I didn’t eat it, it would have gone to
waste!
GIRL: I’m very
disappointed.
DOG: It was very delicious.
GIRL: It was bad
for your health!
DOG: I regret
nothing.
GIRL: You really
need to watch your health at your age.
DOG: What do you
mean ‘at your age’?!
GIRL: You’re old.
DOG: You’re four!
GIRL: You’re
still old.
DOG: Compared to
you, these curtains are old!
GIRL: You’re
still old! No more Happy Meal leftovers for you! I mean it!
DOG: But—
GIRL: No more
Happy Meals, and that’s final! Now, sit still and let me listen to your heart.
DOG: I can’t believe
I put up with this.
