Princely Spa Special Services

At the Princely Spa, we believe in old-fashioned, tried-and-true methods of attaining your aesthetic goals. That's why we offer our exclusive Royal Treatment services, using only the finest in vintage devices.

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TRADITIONAL FACIAL MASK

Device Description: Antique wooden furniture.

Service: Rest against polished oak. Allow our skilled technicians to carefully massage and exfoliate your skin with gently tossed, all-natural composts and farm animal excrements.

Pricing: $500 for face only; $700 for face and hands.

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FULL BODY SOAK

Device Description: Vintage bathing support structure.

Service: Experience cleanliness like never before! Lean against the solid metal supports while the very freshest spring water rushes in through the tunnel at the bottom of the room. Breathe meditatively while a technician lowers the structure and allows you to submerge yourself in pure bliss.

Pricing: $1000 flooding fee; $200 per technician-assisted submersion.

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HEIGHT ENHANCEMENT

Device Description: Ancient Roman relaxation rack.

Service: Couldn't you stand to be an inch or two taller? Let our certified technicians stretch you to your fullest potential.

Pricing: $2000 for height-enhancement; $100 per extra tightening. 

*Please Note*

Princely Spa reserves the right to add a 15% gratuity to the bills of patrons who purchase special services and then engage in excessive screaming, crying for their mothers, and/or begging for mercy.