Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts

Friday, May 17, 2013

My Cat's Fishing Technique

Photograph was taken and generously provided by my sister Emily.
Check out her writing blog here: http://tokenwritings.blogspot.ca/



Athena the Cat: Geeeet iiiiiin myy moooouuuuuth.

January the Fish: What?

Athena the Cat: Geeeet iiiiin myyyyy moooooouuuuth.

January the Fish: Are you threatening to eat me?

Athena the Cat: Yeeeeeeeeeees.

January the Fish: Are you going to stick your paw in my tank?

Athena the Cat: Nooooooo….tooooooo laaaazzzzyyyyyy…..

January the Fish: Wait, wait, let me get this straight. You want me to leap out of my tank and into your mouth, because you’re too lazy to eat me properly?

Athena the Cat: Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss.         

January the Fish: Seriously?

Athena the Cat: Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss.         

January the Fish: Bitch, please.

Athena the Cat: *YAWNS*