My Cat's Fishing Technique

Photograph was taken and generously provided by my sister Emily.
Check out her writing blog here: http://tokenwritings.blogspot.ca/

Athena the Cat: Geeeet iiiiiin myy moooouuuuuth.

January the Fish: What?

Athena the Cat: Geeeet iiiiin myyyyy moooooouuuuth.

January the Fish: Are you threatening to eat me?

Athena the Cat: Yeeeeeeeeeees.

January the Fish: Are you going to stick your paw in my tank?

Athena the Cat: Nooooooo….tooooooo laaaazzzzyyyyyy…..

January the Fish: Wait, wait, let me get this straight. You want me to leap out of my tank and into your mouth, because you’re too lazy to eat me properly?

Athena the Cat: Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss.         

January the Fish: Seriously?

Athena the Cat: Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss.         

January the Fish: Bitch, please.

Athena the Cat: *YAWNS*