School Surprise

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            Hah! My stupid human thought he could leave me at home!

            Imagine that. Him, leaving me.

            He doesn’t understand that I only tolerate his existence because I won't lower myself to changing my own kitty litter. He thinks his life is more important than mine, what with his ‘classes’ and his ‘education.’ One thing’s for sure, that boy does need to learn a lesson.

            When he goes looking for a textbook in this backpack, he’s going to find out who has the claws in this operation.

            Come to think of it, there’s a great view from up here. I like looking down on the world. From now on, this will be my main mode of conveyance.

            I’m almost pleased that my domestic defied me.

            It will just make mauling his face that much sweeter.