Happy Childhood

Illustration is "Monsters Love Ice Cream" by Amy Kaufman.
You can view more of her work here: http://iamymai.deviantart.com/

If I behave, if I behave,

My mom will give me something sweet!

Something sweet, something grave,

Something served with human meat!

If I make my messy bed,

I can pop human’s head!

If I mop my tracks of mud,

I can drink some fresh-spilled blood!

If I clean my messy room,

I can go wreak death and doom!

If I smile and stand up tall,

I can eat them, one and all!

Ice cream cones with human bones,

Sweets and meats are what I crave!

Those are the treats my mommy owns--

So I’ll behave, so I’ll behave!