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| Illustration is "Crafty Smaug" by Casey Fallon. Check out his work at: http://www.cfallonart.blogspot.ca/ |
Tiny Knight: Foul
beast! I, Sir George the Dragonslayer, have come to end thine reign of terror!
Crafty Smaug: *Yawns
sleepily, waking up* Hmm? What was that?
Tiny Knight: Foul
beast! I have come to slay thee!
Crafty Smaug: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHA! Good one! Now get the fuck out.
Tiny Knight: My
heart is brave, my honor true! I will not be intimidated!
Crafty Smaug: You
will be intimidated, or you will be ingested. I need breakfast.
Tiny Knight: Thou
shalt never consume another man! I shall slay thee!
Crafty Smaug: *Lifts
head a bit* Oh really?
Tiny Knight: *Trembling*
Yes! I shall slay thee!
Crafty Smaug:
*Opens one eye, releasing red beam* I’m the SMAUG,
motherfucker!
Tiny Knight:
*FLEES FOR HIS LIFE*
